She/her
Hey, don’t cry. Five thousand fanfic daydream scenarios inside your head about the super-obscure fictional character you’ve latched onto like an orphaned duckling, okay?
(via aphony-cree)
1 bass girl is worth 100,000 guitar men. always remember this
(via tchaikovsgay)
u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?
had an actual meal. not evil anymore
(via nipple-fish)
shout out to bitches that cant tell you shit about their special interest. the interest that has been with me for the majority of my life is squid and despite the numerous documentaries, articles and marine biology books ive read regarding them i honest to god couldnt tell you a thing about them besides “a squid is an animal that is so cutes”
Petting an animal’s back like woah you got a spine in there good job fellow vertebrate
“Bake for 10 - 12 minutes” is obviously code for “bake for exactly 11 minutes.”
Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions
you know what’s really fun and in style right now? being kind and making others feel loved and valued
(via polaroidcats)
i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now
who tf actually tracks their period bro that shit happens when it happens. none of my business
it’s so evil when you KNOW a character is bisexual but the writers don’t. cmon guys get it together
the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
(via expelliarmus)